There are 9 messages totalling 334 lines in this issue. Topics of the day: 1. WAR: NNPack Summary - Thursday Oct 7 2. WAR: As there are no Ravenettes playing... 3. Oktoberfest 4. WAR: Die-Hards: calling dibs (3) 5. WAR: Schanke (was Die-Hards: calling dibs) 6. WAR: That thing we like to call a barfight FINAL LIST 7. WAR: Knighties Summary - October 8 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 21:23:00 +0000 From: Susan Bennett <nnpacker@h.......> Subject: WAR: NNPack Summary - Thursday Oct 7 NNPack Summary - October 7 Title: Hold The Mayo Date: Thursday Oct. 7 - 6:00 AM Casey and Knightrose wake up to discover their clothes missing. Soul believes the Pack has found some evidence - a half eaten hot dog in the very spot where Knightrose's clothes had been. Nitenurse was up all night baking goods for the Farmer's Market, but she didn't see or hear anything suspicious. Everyone offers up clothes for Casey and Knightrose, but there is a shortage of shoes. Kelly suggests they go down to the costume room and dig around for shoes. Soulseeker informs the pack about a new store, the ‘Knight’s Guild Costume Shop’. Natalie phones the NNP and informs Soul that someone has stolen all the clothes from her apartment, and there is no sign of forced entry. Natalie gets nervous, remembering Spark getting into her apartment. Soul snaps Nat out of it and asks her if she told Nick. Natalie says yes and that Nick said he would stop by 'sometime tonight'. Soul orders Mel and Michelle to gather up some clothes for Nat and take them over to her apartment. Title: Liquid Gold Date: Thursday October 7 - Around 7:30 AM The NNers have all the tables set up outside, piled with goods for their Farmer’s Market sale. Nitenurse complains that she couldn’t make the pumpkin pies because the pumpkins were too stringy. Susan confesses that she didn’t know squashes cross-pollinated. Soul solves the problem by calling them “Gourmet” pumpkins, and doubles their price. Schanke shows up in lederhosen garb and say’s he just breaking it in. Soul thinks it looks like it was slept in. Soul asks him if some NNers can go with him to Oktoberfest. Schanke says sure, but it’s been moved to Saturday because the captain cancelled all extra time off due to the escalating missing clothes problem. Soul suddenly remembers that the NNP have “evidence” and rushes away to get it. While she’s gone, Schanke buys 2 gallons of maple syrup. Soul returns and hands over the baggie with the half eaten hotdog to Schanke. Schanke, realizing he has no pockets, stuffs it into the front flap of his lederhosen shorts. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 17:38:44 -0400 From: chanda <ckeith@u.......> Subject: Re: WAR: As there are no Ravenettes playing... >I think Chandra already said she was going to handle Jeanette??? I am, but I would love some help or a co-writer. Somehow, I think that replacing a wardrobe like that will take all the help we can get. Not to mention convincing Janette to leave the city in one piece. Chanda ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:21:58 -0400 From: Greer Watson <gwatson2@r.......> Subject: Oktoberfest *Not* in barfight, thanks. Mind you, it's past the deadline. Not that I have any recollection of being asked anything about an Oktoberfest by anyone anytime--and yesterday's digest didn't get here until well into today, too. Clearly, the list hampsters need feeding. Greer gwatson2@r....... http://www.foreverknight.org/FK4/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:26:32 -0400 From: Greer Watson <gwatson2@r.......> Subject: WAR: Die-Hards: calling dibs Oops, sorry. Forgot to put WAR: on the last message. I'm calling dibs on Feliks Twist. Also, the NNPack have asked for Schanke. Are they also doing Myra and Jenny? *Not* calling dibs necessarily: if they do the whole family, that's great! Greer gwatson2@r....... http://www.foreverknight.org/FK4/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 16:39:54 -0700 From: katrinka@f....... Subject: Re: WAR: Die-Hards: calling dibs This might sound silly, but in most places, Oktoberfest is celebrated in September! It's because it's based on the different calender. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 20:59:49 -0400 From: Bonnie Rutledge <nunkies@l.......> Subject: Re: WAR: Die-Hards: calling dibs Katrinka wrote: <snip> This might sound silly, but in most places, Oktoberfest is celebrated in September! It's because it's based on the different calender.<snip> Yeah, mine's typically the last weekend in Sept. This one seems to usually happen in October, though. http://www.oktoberfest.ca/ Blame Canada! <waves> Bonnie Rutledge - nunkies@l....... Find Me on Facebook - BonnieBew on Twitter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2010 01:41:29 +0000 From: Susan Bennett <nnpacker@h.......> Subject: Re: WAR: Schanke (was Die-Hards: calling dibs) ---------------------------------------- > Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 19:26:32 -0400 > From: gwatson2@r....... > I'm calling dibs on Feliks Twist. > Also, the NNPack have asked for Schanke. Are they also doing Myra and > Jenny? *Not* calling dibs necessarily: if they do the whole family, that's > great! > > Greer We had called dibs for having Schanke when he lost his clothes, however because I'm having bizarre email issues, sending & receiving, that post never dropped in my box. Rather than hold up our post any longer, I edited it to be ambiguous enough (in true FK fashion <g>) so that anyone could have been using him at the moment he lost his clothes. I didn't call dibs on using Schanke or Myra, as it was my understanding that we could use FK characters whenever we chose, being vague enough on the timeline. That being said, Schanke and likely Myra, will be at the barfight at some point on Saturday night. Hope this helps. Susan B. nnpacker@h....... Nick&Natpack ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 23:51:47 -0400 From: Bonnie Rutledge <nunkies@l.......> Subject: WAR: That thing we like to call a barfight FINAL LIST The final list of people I've heard from that will be included in my bar fight posts are: Cousin Roger McLisa Cousin Tserisa Vaquera Tab Marilyn da VaqShaman Merc Megan Vaquera Teri Vaquera Angel Bonnie, The Cousinly Receptionist Vaquera Melissa Cousin Rhonda Cousin Becky Cousin Magneto Die-Hard Don Merc Kat Merc Bast NNPACK Casey NNPACK Kelly NNPACK Paula NNPACK Mel <waves> Bonnie Rutledge - nunkies@l....... Find Me on Facebook - BonnieBew on Twitter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2010 03:48:15 -0400 From: Brooksie <a11ebrook@a.......> Subject: WAR: Knighties Summary - October 8 The following summary was inadvertently left off of the 10/5 summary Title: "Who Ever Heard of A Pink Cow?" By Knightie Katrinka Date: Monday, October 4 Time: Sometime after "Revenge of the Knighties" Everyone used with permission. No real cows were hurt in this story. Katrinks, Mindy and Gemsong arrive back at the Loft after doing much damage to the Cousins motor pool. In tow is the helplessly hypnotized Cousin Shelley who now thinks that she is a Knightie. When they enter Nick's place they are confronted by a rather large, milk paste paper-mâché cow statue. They paint the cow, whom they dub LaCowix, pink with purple polka dots, dress it with a straw hat and write in yellow on the side "Knighties Rule, General LaCroix Chickens Drool." Then they take photos of Katrinka, Gemsong and Shelley standing next to the cow and send them off to the Chicken Liberation Front of Toronto. These photos are quickly made into posters that appear all over Toronto's streets. The CLF also take LaCowix to become their "spokes cow." ---------------- The following summaries were inadvertently left off of the 10/7 summary Title: "The Dread Pirate Queen" (1/2) By Knightie Katrinka Date: Thursday, October 7 Time: Night time, when most Knighties are asleep and Cousin Shelley is still hostage. Note: All Knighties used with permission. Eowyn has a very vivid dream wherein LaCroix appears before her and tells her that she is now the Dread Pirate Queen Eowyn and that she shall be a Cousin and fight against everyone in the Loft. In the dream, Eowyn rebels against being a Cousin and fighting the Knighties, but curiously does not protest the pirate queen thing. Upon awakening, she is now the real Dread Pirate Queen Eowyn! She goes in search of a weapon and finds an ancient katana sword that she promptly places upon the chest of a sleeping bunny named Katrinka. She wakes her and asks, "What are you doing in my Loft?" Title: "The Dread Pirate Queen" (2/2) By Knightie Katrinka Date: Thursday, October 7 Time: Night time, when most Knighties are asleep and Shelley is still hostage. Note: All Knighties used with permission. Katrinka, now awake, hops away as fast as her bunny slippers will take her from the Dread Pirate Queen Eowyn. Shelley is confronted by the Queen and pronounced normal. Mindy is awakened by the noise and Queen Eowyn pronounces her a "matey" and asks if she will help the Dread Pirate Queen rid the Loft of the vermin called Knighties. Nick appears and admonishes the women that people are sleeping and they should tone it down a bit. Eowyn rushes to his side. He quickly realizes that she is not of her right mind and relieves her of the katana. Dread Queen Eowyn tells Nick about her dream and of LaCroix's wish that she rid the Loft of vermin Knighties. Nick looks deep into her eyes and asks her not to. Happily she agrees and starts into a rather awful sea chantey, whereupon Nick disappears into his bedroom for the day, locking the door behind him. ------------ Summaries for October 8 Title: "Losing Clothes to the Sound of Not Music" (1/1) Author: Katrinka and Brooksie Faction: Knighties Date: Thursday, October 7 Time: Sometime early in the morning Knightie Katrinka had a weird dream, and in it there was a soft annoyingly persistent noise. She wakes up swatting at non existent insects, but the noise is still there. The very early riser makes herself some coffee, yet still hears the noise. She goes to get dressed and discovers that all of her clothes are missing. All she has to wear are her nightclothes of pink bunny PJs and pink bunny slippers. At least they match her cute pink bunny ears! The noises seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. She wanders around the Loft trying to locate them. Then she hears her puppy crunching on something hard. Rani has found one of the devices and is very happily destroying it. Retrieving it from the pup, least it ingest the small plastic pieces, Katrinka can just about read "Annoy-A-Tron", "Patent Pending" and "Made in China" on the back (in very teeny tiny letters). Satisfied that the annoying noise has been found and eliminated she is momentarily distracted by Nick, who has discovered that all of his clothes are missing. Suddenly the annoying sound starts again, and Katrinka grabs her bunny ears in dismay. Title: "I Feel So Skin Pretty" (1/1) Author: Brooksie Faction: Knighties Date: Thursday, October 7 Time: Early evening, after the Cousins story "Knightie Vs Food" Brooksie wipes the lasagna, that was the kitchen catastrophe from Katrinka and Shelley, off her face and vows revenge. As she stomps on an offensive Annoy-A-Tron with much satisfaction, she comes up with a plan. She tells Knightie Nat that she and Myra Schanke are going to take Cousin-hypnotized-into-a-Knightie Shelley to a Skin Pretty meeting that evening. Shelley is so taken by the activity that she decides to sign up to be a Skin Pretty sales person. Using one of LaCroix's credit cards (whose number she has memorized from War 12) she purchases her starter kit and $2,000 worth of inventory. All of this is to be delivered to CERK in 2-3 business days. Title: "When Knighties Wake" (1/1) Author: Knightie Nat Faction: Knighties Date: Friday, October 8 Time: Morning; shortly after "Cousins: When Knighties Sleep" Disclaimers: All participants used with permission. Knightie Nat awakes only to discover the creative destruction that Cousin-hypnotized-into-a-Knightie Shelley has wrought on the Loft. Yards of duct tape in every color imaginable swathe the stairs banister on both sides. Sparkly toothpaste figures and filigrees cover most of the walls of the Loft. A large pile of bags, from Bed, Bath and Beer, containing neon, glow-in-the-dark green and yellow sleeping bags, sit in the middle of the Loft. And perched a top a large pile of cases of Mountain Dew, sleeps the smiling Brightie Knightie Shelley. Nat is almost ready to forgive her for all of the mayhem since she brought so much of Nat's favorite drink, but then she spies Nick's titanium credit card clutched in Shelley's hand. And upstairs, several Knighties succumb to the very slippery bathroom floor that Brightie Knightie Shelley polished to perfection with the newly purchased floor polisher. Then Erika spies a new, day-glo pink Limo parked outside the Loft. Nat steps over the tangle of mangled old movie VHS tapes (another mischief), and wakes Shelley and tells her to clean up all the mess, and to take back all that she bought, except the Mountain Dew. The Dew stays. ------ end ------------------------------ End of FORKNI-L Digest - 8 Oct 2010 to 9 Oct 2010 (#2010-190) *************************************************************
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