Short 'n' silly. This was written, in frustration and in haste,
during coffee break in about 15 minutes. Vicarious vengeance
for everyone who has been faced with the same problem.. (Posted to Fkfic-l on
January 11, 1999.
Posted to the 4everknightfanatics list on September 21,
2000. This story was my answer to a challenge, and, it being for
those in denial, either includes or mentions everyone I could think
of, with complete disregard for canon. Some suspension of
disbelief is required: not only are vampires known about and
accepted by mortals, but the Toronto Maple Leafs have won the Stanley Cup--
much to LaCroix's dismay! (Slightly revised from original
This short bit of silliness was inspired by a partial newsletter forwarded
to me by one of my sisters. The newsletter mentioned in this story does not,
as far as I know, exist. However, the "holiday" apparently does.
Posted to Fkfic-l October 11, 2003.