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FORKNI-L Digest - 13 Apr 2001 to 14 Apr 2001 (#2001-124)

Sat, 14 Apr 2001

There are 12 messages totalling 397 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. Odd fact spurs fanfic speculation (3)
  2. Blood a la carte (was Cows and Lambs)
  3. Professor Molly, Ahem!
  4. Vampire sex
  5. Blood a la carte (3)
  6. New GWDFC charity auction
  7. Fw: Admin:  FORKNI-L Rules
  8. Admin: Happy Easter

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Date:    Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:00:16 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Odd fact spurs fanfic speculation

Laurie, after informing us all that tongue prints are as dif as finger
ones...(Lord, the things I learn here! <g> )
> I can just see the Enforcers requiring all Vampires to register
> their tongue prints so that they can identify the culprit of a
> sloppy kill. <G>

Oh yeah.

"Stick out yer tongue and say 'rrrrraaaarr'."
"No."
"Nicholas..."
"But...mamaan taught us never to stick out our--"
"Shut up, Nicola, and do as the nice Enforcer says."
"Oh...okay, Janette. ahem....Rrrrraaarr!"

A which point the Enforcer keels over from Nick's 'evening after' cow's
breath  allowing the Dark Trinity to escape once more...

:)=
Kyer, kyer@p.......

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Date:    Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:17:08 -0700
From:    fkforever <fkforever@y.......>
Subject: Re: Odd fact spurs fanfic speculation

<<A which point the Enforcer keels over from Nick's 'evening after' cow's
breath  allowing the Dark Trinity to escape once more...>>


LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, .....!!!!!!!!!
Moo, I said to say Moo....

=====
Desiree

www.knighties.50megs.com
UFfer, UA, UT, NNpacker

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Date:    Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:18:57 -0700
From:    Emily Hanson <emilymhanson@y.......>
Subject: Re: Odd fact spurs fanfic speculation

Or Natalie, looking over a corpse's neck for tongue prints.


--- Laudon1965@a....... wrote:
> I can just see the Enforcers requiring all Vampires to register
> their tongue prints so that they can identify the culprit of a
> sloppy kill. <G>


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Emily Hanson
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ICQ# 73113057

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Date:    Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:33:30 -0700
From:    StormBorn <smolly4@q.......>
Subject: Re: Blood a la carte (was Cows and Lambs)

Kyer wrote:
>>Squealching noise as the head of a wet-earth plastered Nick surfaces from
the goo (hair still immaculately in place, btw).<<

Squelching noise as Light Squirette is pushed into the mud pit with Nick.
Sucking, gurgling noises as two people covered in layers of clothes are
sucked deep into the viscuous mass.  For a moment, silence.  Then a <thoink!
thoink! thoink!> as Spike hobbles over and peers in, pondering how best to
save Dad and his devotee...

Molly/StormBorn
Cousin, Ravenette, Dark Trinity, Seducer, Forum Fanatic, FK Pagan
Abnormally fond of dead guys
smolly4@q....... or stormborn@l.......
http://stormborn.tripod.com/

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Date:    Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:44:43 -0700
From:    StormBorn <smolly4@q.......>
Subject: Re: Professor Molly, Ahem!

La Countess wrote:
> Thanks for the thorough information Dr. Molly. <snip>

Thank you.  I have a liberal arts degree--you want fries with that? <g>

 **This was for the TV joke. ;-)

I knew you'd <thwap!> me for that!

Molly/StormBorn
Cousin, Ravenette, Dark Trinity, Seducer, Forum Fanatic, FK Pagan
Abnormally fond of dead guys
smolly4@q....... or stormborn@l.......
http://stormborn.tripod.com/

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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 06:25:26 -0700
From:    StormBorn <smolly4@q.......>
Subject: Vampire sex

I believe it was La Countess who asked:
>>Does a human male ever fantasize about just 'kissing' a beautiful woman on
the cheek when he sees one?<<

and Tim answered:
>         Yes.  :-) <snip>

I don't think the desire for closeness is restricted to either gender, and I
believe that that desire for closeness is also experienced at times by
vampires.  That is, the desire to truly know and experience someone through
their blood, rather than for the er, um, physical rush of feeding.

IMHO, of course.

Molly/StormBorn
Cousin, Ravenette, Dark Trinity, Seducer, Forum Fanatic, FK Pagan
Abnormally fond of dead guys
smolly4@q....... or stormborn@l.......
http://stormborn.tripod.com/

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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 10:53:51 EDT
From:    Marel Darby <Frostsaint2@a.......>
Subject: Re: Blood a la carte

 smolly4@q....... writes:
>  Ack! <claps hand over Marel's mouth>  Don't say things like that in front of
>  Kyer--we all know what she did with Nick's cactus; can you imagine what
>  she'll do with pig's blood?!

Mmm...much too late. <g> But what I was really getting at was not that
vampires would be able to 'read' a pig's mind, or that of any other species
-- heaven forbid -- that's too surreal.<g> But if forced to drink animal blood
regularly, would they try to avoid any beast remarkable for its intelligence?
Would they be uneasy at coming into contact with a *particularly* strong,
disturbing, *alien* presence of another species? Perhaps they prefer to
stick to drinking the blood of more er...empty-headed hosts: cows;
sheep; Amalia. <g>

Marel

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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 11:28:25 -0400
From:    Allie Percy <allie@g.......>
Subject: New GWDFC charity auction

Posted with the permission of the listowner:

There is a new online/offline charity auction now underway!  Up for
auction are some great items from Ger's performance last year in
Wolfville, Nova Scotia, some Robocop items, a very cute autographed
stuffed bear, and a page from the Abarat (FK prop).  All are welcome
to join the fun!

Check out the details here:

   http://www.gwdfc.org/auction

Hope to see you all there!
--
Dr. Allie (allie@g.......)
Internet Charity Auction!  http://www.gwdfc.org
--

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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 09:55:08 -0700
From:    Emily Hanson <emilymhanson@y.......>
Subject: Re: Blood a la carte

What, like in a Star Trek crossover?  Oh goodness, I just had an idea:

Q: <Appears in the loft with a bright flash of light.>

Nick: <looking startled> Who are you?

Q: Q.

Nick: Q who?

Q: Q, the omnipotent immortal and all-powerful being who's going to take you to
the Enterprise.

Nick:  What?  Why?  <we can see he is looking paler than usual, but we don't
know why yet.>

Q: <snaps his fingers, both Q and Nick appear on the Enterprise-E bridge.>

Captain Picard:  Q!  What are you doing here?

Q: I brought a guest.

Nick: <by this time he is looking quite green> Where are we?  And why don't I
feel so good?  And <sniff> what's that weird smell?  <Nick's eyes are turning
golden>

Captain Picard: Q, I demand that you and your friend leave this instant!

Q: Not likely, mon capitan.  He needs to learn a valuable lesson.

Nick: What's that smell? <looking very queasy by now, clenches his stomach and
his fangs drop>

The Enterprise crew gasps.

Q: You aren't used to extra-terrestials yet.  I imagine that's the Klingon and
Vulcan blood making you faintly ill.


Nick: Aliens?  You've got to be kidding ...


Captain Picard: Q, get off my ship!

Q: <looking hurt> You wound me, Picard.  <But he snaps his fingers and leaves
poor Nick on the bridge.>

--- Marel Darby <Frostsaint2@a.......> wrote:
> Would they be uneasy at coming into contact with a *particularly* strong,
> disturbing, *alien* presence of another species...

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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 14:13:49 EDT
From:    Marel Darby <Frostsaint2@a.......>
Subject: Re: Blood a la carte

emilymhanson@y....... writes:

>  Q: You aren't used to extra-terrestials yet.  I imagine that's the Klingon
> and Vulcan blood making you faintly ill.

LOL!!!! Well, I did say avoiding the blood of any beast of remarkable
intelligence, so I guess Klingons would be okay. <g>

Marel

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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 15:33:11 -0500
From:    mclisa <mclisa@m.......>
Subject: Fw: Admin:  FORKNI-L Rules

The rules are going out now because tomorrow is Easter and I don't want to
forget to send them. You didn't think you were going to get off that easy,
did you? :)

This time I've eliminated the provision for meeting vampires. :/It didn't
seem like a safe activity to endorse. <g>

McLisa


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Date:    Sat, 14 Apr 2001 15:57:13 -0500
From:    mclisa <mclisa@m.......>
Subject: Admin: Happy Easter

Happy Easter from McLisa and Don.

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