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FORKNI-L Digest - 20 Dec 2000 to 21 Dec 2000 (#2000-388)

Thu, 21 Dec 2000

There are 20 messages totalling 535 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style! (11)
  2. Admin: Holiday Greetings (2)
  3. [[FORKNI-L] The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!]
  4. TPTB have changed
  5. USA Network ratings are down
  6. Character Charities
  7. YKYBRTMFKFW
  8. Seasons Greetings
  9. I'm Back

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 17:01:19 EST
From:    Libratsie@a.......
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

In a message dated Wed, 20 Dec 2000  4:42:01 PM Eastern Standard Time,
Melinda Hughes <Melinda_Hughes@v.......> writes:

<<I just had an idea... can anyone out there help me out?  I'm trying to come
up with the 12 days of Christmas FK -Style...
Any suggestions???>>

On the first day of Christmas a true fan sent to me:

The Ratsie Wot Kilted Ol' Screed!

hmmm... I'm tempted to fit in "five nice fat squealers!" too!

--Libs

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 17:04:19 -0500
From:    Luc D <lacroix@e.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

Yeah..

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...one stake on the
heart...

----- Original Message -----
From: "Melinda Hughes" <Melinda_Hughes@v.......>
To: <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2000 4:42 PM
Subject: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!


> Hi Everyone!
>
> I just had an idea... can anyone out there help me out?  I'm trying to come up
> with the 12 days of Christmas FK -Style...
> Any suggestions???
>
> Many Thanks!
>

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 11:11:53 +1300
From:    Knightraven <knightraven@c.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

> On the first day of Christmas a true fan sent to me:
>
> The Ratsie Wot Kilted Ol' Screed!


2 Raven specials! The Ratsie Wot Kilted Screeeeed!

knightraven@c.......

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 15:01:19 -0800
From:    fkforever <fkforever@y.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

http://www.fkfanfic.com/fanfic/t/thet1155.txt

The 12 Knights of Christmas by Salieri

might give you a few ideas

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 16:51:20 -0800
From:    Night Angel <n9qqq@j.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...  2 fang
marks...  and a stake in the heart...


NightAngel - "I Don't Do Dayshift!" Official Lisa Ryder Fan Club Member
#31 - Confessed DP - among other things. <EG>
"Even endless night can be very pleasant when you don't have to deal with
telemarketers."

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 15:07:28 -0800
From:    Carlson <ustisaquui@e.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

Knightraven wrote:

>
> 2 Raven specials! The Ratsie Wot Kilted Screeeeed!
>
>

3 Silver Sword Pins, 2 Raven Specials, and The Ratsie Wot Kilted
Screeeeed!



Tab

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 15:33:57 -0800
From:    Cloud <clouddancer@h.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

> 3 Silver Sword Pins, 2 Raven Specials, and The Ratsie Wot Kilted
> Screeeeed!
> Tab

4 Protein Shakes, 3 Silver Sword Pins, 2 Raven Specials, and The Ratsie
Wot Kilted Ol Screed.

--
Cloud

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 16:46:49 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

Subject: Re: [FORKNI-L] The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

On the DARK KNIGHT of Christmas my lover gave to me, a near death experiance
for free!

On the SECOND KNIGHT of Christmas my father broke for me, two Mayan cups,
and a near death experiance for free! (whoopee.)

On the third KNIGHT of Christmas the TPB gave to me, three P.C. cap's
(politically correct)

On the fourth KNIGHT of Christmas my doctor gave to me, four protein shakes
(you shouldn't have.)

On the fifth KNIGHT of Christmas my Raleigh gave to me, five carouche kills!
(bad dog!)

On the sixth KNIGHT of Christmas my partner gave to me, six Caddy stains
(I'm gonna kill 'im.)

On the seventh KNIGHT of Christmas my interest brought for me, seven
thousand bucks (American)

On the eight KNIGHT of Christmas my druggist brought to fee, 800 prescript
bills amassed by me. (prozac..prozac..prozac..)

Kyer, kyer@p.......
gotta go get ready for work.  See yas!

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 20:39:07 -0500
From:    mclisa <mclisa@m.......>
Subject: Admin: Holiday Greetings

Tomorrow is both the Winter Solstice and the first night of Hanukkah, so
this is a good time to wish all of us a joyous holiday, whether tomorrow is
special to us, or Christmas on Monday, or Kwanzaa or simply the New Year.

Love to all,

McLisa (Lisa McDavid)
"That will be trouble".
Listowner, Forkni-l and Fkfic-l
mclisa@m.......

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 21:08:15 -0500
From:    Luc D <lacroix@e.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

*LMAO* that's great!!!


Luc
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kyer" <kyer@p.......>
To: <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2000 6:46 PM
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!


> Subject: Re: [FORKNI-L] The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!
>
> On the DARK KNIGHT of Christmas my lover gave to me, a near death experiance
> for free!
>
> On the SECOND KNIGHT of Christmas my father broke for me, two Mayan cups,
> and a near death experiance for free! (whoopee.)
>
> On the third KNIGHT of Christmas the TPB gave to me, three P.C. cap's
> (politically correct)
>
> On the fourth KNIGHT of Christmas my doctor gave to me, four protein shakes
> (you shouldn't have.)
>
> On the fifth KNIGHT of Christmas my Raleigh gave to me, five carouche kills!
> (bad dog!)
>
> On the sixth KNIGHT of Christmas my partner gave to me, six Caddy stains
> (I'm gonna kill 'im.)
>
> On the seventh KNIGHT of Christmas my interest brought for me, seven
> thousand bucks (American)
>
> On the eight KNIGHT of Christmas my druggist brought to fee, 800 prescript
> bills amassed by me. (prozac..prozac..prozac..)
>
> Kyer, kyer@p.......
> gotta go get ready for work.  See yas!
>

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 21:37:03 CST
From:    Emily <emily.m.hanson@u.......>
Subject: Re: [[FORKNI-L] The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!]

Last line:

... and Sydney in a Christmas tree!

Emily

Melinda Hughes <Melinda_Hughes@v.......> wrote:

> I just had an idea... can anyone out there help me out?  I'm trying to come up
> with the 12 days of Christmas FK -Style...
> Any suggestions???
>

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Date:    Wed, 20 Dec 2000 23:46:40 EST
From:    KnghtWtch@a.......
Subject: Re: TPTB have changed

As I have stated in the past, my husband works for Mr. Bronfman Jr who is
[was] CEO of Seagram's Corp who owned Universal and USA Networks.
Well if you stayed up with the stock market you would know that Seagram's has
been sold.
Seagram's is now owned by Vivendi/Universal in France.  Their CEO is Mr. Jean
Marie Messier.  As of Jan 1st, the Seagram's crest will be removed from the
front of the building at Park Ave and 51st Street in New York City. The end
of an era.
This now means we have a new person to target for more of FK.
Vevendi/Universal now owns the rights to USANetworks. So you can now add the
following address to your list of 'people in the know' to write to on behalf
of FK.

Mr. Jean Marie Messier, CEO
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx

Let's let Mr. Messier we're out here and we want more of FK>

KnightWitch;-]=

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 08:07:09 -0500
From:    Tim Phillips <Timp@d.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

 To keep it going :-).
5 Green Caddies, 4 Protein Shakes, 3 Silver Sword Pins, 2 Raven Specials, and
The Ratsie Wot Kilted Ol Screed

                Tim


 Tim Phillips
 timp@d.......

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 09:12:07 -0500
From:    Mickey <wench@a.......>
Subject: USA Network ratings are down

Hi all,

Don't know if this is a possible angle, but I received this information
this morning:

>Four of the top five cable networks in primetime for the year 2000 are
>down from last year's numbers.  The #1 cable network for the year in
>primetime household averages is USA Network averaging 1.6 million
>households, and a 2.1 rating, down in both categories from last year by
>11% and 13% respectively.

Maybe if they'd put FK back on, they'd increase their viewship...


Annmarie aka Mickey
wench@a.......

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 09:02:41 CST
From:    Emily <emily.m.hanson@u.......>
Subject: Re: The 12 Days of Christmas.... FK Style!

6 crusaders angsting , 7 nightcrawlers broadcasting, 8 ... hmmm ...

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 10:42:15 EST
From:    Judith Lieberman <JudithL21@a.......>
Subject: Re: Admin: Holiday Greetings

Seasons Greetings to all however you celebrate, and happy new year.  JudyL

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 10:35:45 -0600
From:    monica rodriguez <mrodri14@u.......>
Subject: Re: Character Charities

WARNING: Knighties!  No offense meant in the lines ahead.  All in jest.
>From: Kyer <kyer@p.......>
>
>LaCroix:  Any of the paramilitary groups where the patriarch is king.
>                Save An Endangered Species (like my fool son..) Fund

ROTFLMAO!!!  Thanks, Kyer!  You're always good for that
mouth-full-of-something spitting funny!  The Like My Fool Son Fund....
<shaking head as i recover my breath>  that was good...
I can see it now.  LaCroix watching his son playing with fire *yet again*
(that could be figuratively or literally) and just shaking his head, saying,
"We must create a fund so that similar immortals are not made, or at least
their masters have the support they need to keep them from harm."
"immortals similar to what?" the accountant says.
"those like my fool son!" LaCroix says indignantly.

Oh, and so was this one also for Kyer regarding the habit of crossing
yourself:

>I can postulate a couple of theories here as a non expert.  :)
>1.  Lacroix whacked him upside the head when he first tried it.
>2.  Janette whacked him upside  the head when he first tried it.
>3.  Nick felt whacked upside the head when he first tried it.
>
LOL!  Apologies to knighties.  i'm a bit starved for entertainment here in the
midst of holiday craziness.  I'm off to the stores again today.  Yes, last
minute shopper I am.
Oh, I can also vouch that, although I was raised a strict Catholic, attending
Catholic schools all the way through college, I no longer consider myself
Catholic, and after about oh, seven or eight years of leaving the religion, I
don't find myself crossing myself.  But it is a nearly unconscious thing to do
if you are a practicing Catholic.  So I don't think it would take too long for
Nick to stop, especially with all the whacking upside the head ;-).

happy holidays to all who celebrate, and peace to everyone!
monica
luscious lucius lover ALWAYS

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 11:56:28 CST
From:    Emily <emily.m.hanson@u.......>
Subject: YKYBRTMFKFW

You know you've been reading too much FK fanfic when you are at a temp job,
entering the data from past State Fair winners across the country into a
database, and you get hungry and you think ... hmm, I've been thinking about
cows too much.  Oh, wait it's lunchtime!

:)


E-mail: emily.m.hanson@u.......
Homepage: http://www.starbase-eprime.com
Fanfic: http://www.geocities.com/hansone.geo/myfanfic.html

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 20:14:05 +0100
From:    Llarian <manulanger@t.......>
Subject: Seasons Greetings

A happy yuletime and all the best for the new year to all of you!

Llarian

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Date:    Thu, 21 Dec 2000 13:15:46 -0800
From:    "Kelly C. Smith" <tigrlady2u@j.......>
Subject: I'm Back

 Hi Everyone!
  I am officially back, as of today.  Shana has been keeping me up to
date on the list, either by telling me, or printing things out.  She has
been a great help (thanks, Sis!).
 I have really missed you all.  I'd really rather not talk about what
happened, except to say that I really felt that there was no reason to go
on.  I sat down and made a list of 'reasons to live vs. reasons to die'
and the reasons to die side was so much longer, that I just decided that
must be the answer.
 God must have been watching out for me (again!), because someone got to
me in time.  It did take me nearly a week to forgive that person for
saving me, but I am grateful, now that I am thinking a bit clearer.
 I want to thank all of you for your love and support, either by email or
by snail mail.  I'm sure my children will love the gifts you've all sent~
thank you so much!  You have helped us more than you can imagine.
 Things aren't much better financially, but a few of you wonderfully
generous people have helped us out and again, I thank you.  I had no idea
that you all cared so much and it has brought happy tears to my eyes more
than once in the last couple of weeks.
 I can not possibly express my love, joy and gratitude to you all,
enough.
 For the next few weeks, I will only be getting on line a couple of times
a week, but I will be here, lurking if nothing else.
 I hope that you all have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year.  Or
whatever other holiday you may celebrate.
 God Bless you all.

Much Love,
KC Smith
tigrlady2u@j.......
Nick/Natpacker with Dark Knightie tendencies.
"I've never met a chocolate I didn't like."

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