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FORKNI-L Digest - 14 Nov 2000 to 15 Nov 2000 (#2000-351)

Wed, 15 Nov 2000

There are 13 messages totalling 443 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. Pin Hand Count for Tuesday - Down to the Wire (2)
  2. Thanks! (6)
  3. A downside of being a vampire (2)
  4. Knightmare
  5. the ad
  6. Warning dirty words!An ode to the creator of Mad Knights.See what it did
     to me!

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Date:    Tue, 14 Nov 2000 21:06:02 -0500
From:    Bonnie Rutledge <br1035@i.......>
Subject: Pin Hand Count for Tuesday - Down to the Wire

If you haven't heard from me yet in regards to your request for pins,
these are the pins I have left:

 1) 'LaCroix for President 2000 - A Sobering Influence On The Disenfranchised'
    Blue and Red Text on White.
    Still Have 3.

* 2) '1999 Conversion Day - Veni Vidi Va-Va-Va-Voom'
      Holiday celebrating LC becoming a vampire
      Purple And Black Text plus Mt. Vesuvius Graphic
      Still Have 1.

 3) 'Optimize the Nunkiness'
    The Nunkies Scout Motto
    Red Text plus small 'Nunkies in Repose' graphic
    Still Have 1.

* 7) 'Nunkies Scouts'
      Blue Text plus graphic of the Nunkies Scout in her official uniform.
      Still Have 2.

 * 8) 'Look! A Dinosaur!'
      This is from NunkAnon fanfic and War 8-10 fic.
      Brown Text plus velociraptor graphic
      Still Have 1.

 * 9) 'The Jeweled Peach'
      White Lettering on the green and peachy logo for NunkAnon's headquarters
      Still Have 4.

 * 12) 'Tattoed Desert Dude Appreciation Society'
       This is a mini-faction connecting 'Ashes to Ashes' to 'The Mummy'
       Purple lettering, gold hieroglyphics and lil' pic of Oded Fehr
       Still Have 4.

 Again, these pins are free. Once they're gone, I won't be making more
 in these exact styles. Yes, I will send them outside the US via airmail.

 <waves>

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Bonnie Rutledge........<br1035@i.......>........Single and Fabulous!
"Do you bake pies?" "No - I use my oven for storage."- 'Sex and the City'
Welcome Michael Scott Sauscito, born 11/8/2000 - Congrats Mike and Amber!

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Date:    Tue, 14 Nov 2000 19:18:05 -0700
From:    KYER <KYER@p.......>
Subject: Thanks!

Thanks to all who sent the story parts.
Those waiting for something from me, please be patient.  I find myself
suddenly working mucho overtime while bushwacked with a mean flu to boot.
That's it--I wanna be a slacker like Vachon.  No aches.  No pains.  No job
woes.
Somebody, anybody with fangs, bite me.

.........except Screed.

Cough/Hacked,
Kyer, kyer@p.......

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Date:    Tue, 14 Nov 2000 21:46:51 EST
From:    Laudon1965@a.......
Subject: A downside of being a vampire

I was just musing over one of the number of things that must have been a
bummer about living forever and having to move alot: breaking in new
servants.  Think of how many times up until the twentieth century someone
like LaCroix would have had to whammy new servants into not noticing there
was never anything in the chamber pot.

Laurie of the Isles
Who wonders if anybody else thinks of these things
or if she's alone in her oddity.

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Date:    Tue, 14 Nov 2000 23:35:20 EST
From:    DanaKnight@a.......
Subject: Re: Knightmare

In a message dated 11/14/00 5:03:46 PM, LISTSERV@l....... writes:

<< I think her father started that one, which explains why she didn't seem to
enjoy it.

Emily

Kyer <kyer@p.......> wrote:

Didn't Tracy have a... (hehehe).. 'nickname'?  'Button' or something?
 >>

It was either her father or Bruce (her old friend in Outside the Lines). I
remember Bruce calling her Buttoon, she hating it, and Nick chuckling. Don't
remember if Nat was in the scene ::bad NatPacker!::

Judy

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Date:    Tue, 14 Nov 2000 22:57:06 -0600
From:    Margie Hammet <treeleaf@i.......>
Subject: Re: Thanks!

At 07:18 PM 11/14/00 -0700, KYER wrote:

>That's it--I wanna be a slacker like Vachon.  No aches.  No pains.  No job
>woes.
>Somebody, anybody with fangs, bite me.
>
>.........except Screed.

Hee, hee. That would include LaCroix, then?

Bring 'em back alive!
Margie (treeleaf@i.......)
Cousin of the Knight ~ N&NPacker
CotK Site -- http://lavender.fortunecity.com/evildead/879/

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 01:04:20 EST
From:    Sing to Angels <Sng2angels@a.......>
Subject: Re: Thanks!

 Kyer,

   Here, I send you some of my (virtual) Honey Lemon Garlic cough medicine....

    <maybe now you will be begging Screed to bite you...hehehe>

       J/K

               STA

FoSiL, N&Npacker, Knightie, Light Cousin, and Vaquero

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Date:    Tue, 14 Nov 2000 23:58:34 -0800
From:    Rustom & Diana Dubash <dirus@p.......>
Subject: Re: Pin Hand Count for Tuesday - Down to the Wire

I'd love to have a "LaCroix for President 2000" if there are any left.
Diana S.

Bonnie Rutledge wrote:

> If

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 08:30:56 -0800
From:    niteluvr <niteluvr@s.......>
Subject: the ad

I really like the ad.  Great job!  What do the actors think of the ads
and such-- or do we (or they) know?   Cindy Faut

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 12:48:49 EST
From:    Sing to Angels <Sng2angels@a.......>
Subject: Warning dirty words!An ode to the creator of Mad Knights.See what it
         did to me!

I went to the Mad Knights site, just for fun because I was exTREmely bored.
After I not only racked my brain to remember exactly what an adjective was.
(horrible isn't it! And I'm a writer?) But I then sat for 10 minutes trying
to think of a million different words at each Java prompt. With the little
red book called "203 ways to drive a man wild in bed" sitting next to the
monitor, this is the result of my twisted efforts. My mind eternally damned
by bad words that even I don't like saying.
   I don't remember who put this up, but it is sure to bring un-wholesome
entertainment for years to come. This was so funny that I felt it necessary
to share it with all of you.
    STA

A rewrite of the last episode of Forever Knight known as
the 'HAIRY SACK' version:
Picture the scene: the Loft, Nat's drained, and Nick and LaCroix are
discussing what to do next...

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--

Nick prickly talks Natalie.
NICK: 'I can't condemn her to this vampire .'

LaCroix: 'A wise decision. We even have time for a dick if you like.'

Nick stands up, walks across the room and picks up a peckish cock . He stands
before the window, then turns to look at LaCroix.

NICK: 'She had faith in me...in what's beyond...that we could have a hand
together...that this would be an eye, not a mouth. I have that faith, too.'

LaCroix: 'Don't be large , Nicholas.

Life is a teepee
As purple as the suckiest a$$,
As pinkish as a lovely mouth.
I have never understood the logic,
Of willfully running such a chip .
What is there to gain?
How dark can your dip be
When compared to a feisty whip ?
Or do you have faith
That there is something beyond?
What do you see from where you are?

A tiny dike at the end of the tunnel?
Is it a finger of hope?
A glimmer of something pale
Or will it runs you like the mighty key ?
Are the gloves you hear the trumpeting of
LaCroix 's angels
Or the rings of mens' lost blue balls ?
You can't answer that. Can you?

Because you will never do the brick
Till after the s**t is done.
And is your box really that impressive ?'
LaCroix: 'And so, in your eyes , I'm the wall .'

NICK: 'No, not the wall .'

LaCroix: 'What then?'

NICK: 'You are [in tears] my coquettish chain .'

Nick hands the peckish cock to LaCroix. He then kneels over Natalie and takes
her hand in his.

LaCroix: ' Rocky! , Nicholas!'

As LaCroix raises the peckish cock over Nicholas, the scene changes to the
outside of the loft and the sun rising to bring...

THE END OF HAIRY SACK

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 20:48:24 +0100
From:    Lorin <vachesang@s.......>
Subject: Re: A downside of being a vampire

<Laudon1965@a.......> wrote:

> Think of how many times up until the twentieth century someone
> like LaCroix would have had to whammy new servants into not noticing there
> was never anything in the chamber pot.

Hee hee... thinking of the scenes 'below stairs':

Cook (indignantly): "That's the LAST time I'm creating one of my
delicacies for that man!  Look, he's not even TOUCHED it!"

Maid (scraping half the dish onto her own plate, handing the rest to the
butler): "Well, I don't mind.  All the more for us.  I just don't see
how he ever gets any work done, what with all the wine he drinks, and
sleeping half the day away..."

Butler: "It's a special blend, I have to pick it up by the crate from
some weird character down near the harbour.  Gives me the creeps, he
does..."

Housekeeper (heaving a huge laundry basket through the door, and waving
several items around): "Well, it can't be all that good.  Given him the
palsy, it has.  Look at these shirts!  He must have cut himself shaving
*every* day this week!"

Maid (lifting the sleeve of a bloodstained shirt out of the remains of
her dinner): "Nah, it's not the palsy.  It must be in the family.  His
son's up there with him now, and his shirt's even worse than this."

Cook (muttering darkly): "So there's TWO of them up there - and NEITHER
of them touched my beautiful pie!" (slamming dessert down on the table)
"That's it!  I'm GOING!"

(sound of slamming door)

----

> Laurie of the Isles
> Who wonders if anybody else thinks of these things
> or if she's alone in her oddity.

No, lots of us think up weird things... but I don't think I've ever been
to your oddity.  Is it nice?  Maybe you ought to throw a party!  Hey
everyone - Party at Laurie's Oddity!

Oooh, this is getting *too* weird.....

Debi McK      vachesang@s.......
FKP, NNPacker, and very, very UFfish... strange but true!

"They say if you love someone, let them go.  If they're really yours,
they will learn their lessons and return.  You will come back, Nicholas.
I can wait.  I have all the time in the world..." -- LaCroix

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 13:00:32 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Thanks!

> >Somebody, anybody with fangs, bite me.
> >
> >.........except Screed.

> Hee, hee. That would include LaCroix, then?
> Bring 'em back alive!
> Margie (treeleaf@i.......)

This only goes to show how delirious and rotten I am feeling right now.
Yes, even LaCroix.  My garlicy breath would at least allow me some revenge.
;)

Well, at least the darn work tour is over, so now I can maybe get some
decent sleep.  (ha! I've been informed I'm in charge of Christmas decor
donations and stocking the holiday department.)
And my brother's computer is also showing signs of deceptitude, so I'm going
to have to get off extra early so he can make contacts thru mine.
And to top it all off, our old car was just stolen this morning.

Bite me.  Bite me NOW.

whimpered,
kyer

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 15:17:30 -0500
From:    Luc D <lacroix@e.......>
Subject: Re: Thanks!

awwww...

Luc
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kyer" <kyer@p.......>
To: <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 3:00 PM
Subject: Re: Thanks!

> > >Somebody, anybody with fangs, bite me.
> > >
> > >.........except Screed.
>
> > Hee, hee. That would include LaCroix, then?
> > Bring 'em back alive!
> > Margie (treeleaf@i.......)
>
>
> This only goes to show how delirious and rotten I am feeling right now.
> Yes, even LaCroix.  My garlicy breath would at least allow me some revenge.
> ;)
>
> Well, at least the darn work tour is over, so now I can maybe get some
> decent sleep.  (ha! I've been informed I'm in charge of Christmas decor
> donations and stocking the holiday department.)
> And my brother's computer is also showing signs of deceptitude, so I'm going
> to have to get off extra early so he can make contacts thru mine.
> And to top it all off, our old car was just stolen this morning.
>
> Bite me.  Bite me NOW.
>
> whimpered,
> kyer
>

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Date:    Wed, 15 Nov 2000 13:34:40 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Thanks!

Sorry.  That should have gone offlist.  Mine only excuse is that my brain is
too busy frantically bailing for its life on this Perfect Storm raging in
the Fluisian Sea that is currently inside my skull.  Didn't notice the addy.

But whilez I still have your attention...  I still need Part 4 of Sacrifice.
The one someone sent arrived in cubism form.  (Or maybe this sickness is
just worse than I thought...)

:)=
Kyer, kyer@p.......
bail!  bail!  bail!

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