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Digest - 4 Jan 2000 to 5 Jan 2000 (#2000-4)

Wed, 5 Jan 2000

There are 26 messages totalling 814 lines in this issue.

Topics of the day:

  1. The Forever Knight Valentine Petition (7)
  2. Toronto question (and posting problem) (2)
  3. Ahh, another YKYB...
  4. Baked goods question (3)
  5. YKYBWTMFKW...
  6. Crazy Crossovers (8)
  7. Twinkies (WAS: Re: Baked goods question) (2)
  8. Twinkies
  9. Baked goods question/Crazy Crossovers

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jan 2000 17:03:57 -0600
From:    Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which
I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to
Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add
your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I
made.

Click on the banner from my main page for more info:

http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/

Long Live the Knight!
Kristin

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Date:    Sun, 4 Dec 2005 16:23:37 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Toronto question (and posting problem)

Midknight screamed:   what crocodile????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't like
> crocodiles.....i tought the letters got sent to a virtual
> Versuvius to wait for the August 24 bonfire and toga party......   :)

What can I say?  I was reading those posts on Vachon's hair and the thought
of how much his hair kinda looks like Captain Hook's from Walt Disney's
Peter Pan hit my brain, and one simply cannot think about the dear Captain
without remembering the loveable Croc. <eg>

And now thinking about crocs has me thinking about alligators, which there
was a horror movie about a giant gator in the sewers--- and, oh my!--- does
Screed have giant gator warning alerts in that sewer?!  Or... egads!....
what about that  (I think it was) Charley movie with the horde of evil
ratsies?  Or those stupid Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Get yourself a
condo, Screed!  It's just too dern dangerous (and crowded) in them sewers!

Grins,  :)=

Kyer, Loyal Squirette to the Knight de Brabant; Knight de Soir, Cousin to
the Knight, One of The Hungry, Le Miz, Immortal Beloved (yet flexible),
Queen O' deTypos, Paranoid-Schitzoid Knightie with Multi-Personalities who's
having a blast and an angstfest at one and the same time!   kyer@p.......

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jan 2000 18:34:15 EST
From:    Yosh1228@a.......
Subject: Ahh, another YKYB...

The comedian I mentioned before, Mr. Izzard, is talking about Roman accents
and Romans in particular, and since you aren't the biggest LaCroix fan in the
world, you think his line "'ello, we're the Romans!" in a Screed-like voice
is the funniest thing you have ever heard.  If you ever hear the bit, just
try and imagine LaCroix doing it, and it will be twenty times fnuuier.  As is
his referal to a Roman general (it's really Caesar, but YKYBs cross all
boundaries of sense) Mr. Dog.

Danii

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Date:    Sun, 4 Dec 2005 16:35:41 -0700
From:    Kyer <kyer@p.......>
Subject: Re: Baked goods question

From: T. Floyd  mused: > Here in Eastern Canada,> I've never actually seen a
'live' Twinkie though and just assumed that they> were something like the
Vachon brand cakes called Jos Louis or Half Moons.

A 'live' Twinkie?
<Kyer is getting a rather blood-chilling image of an Undead, animated
Twinkie rolling around the Wester Hemisphere, seeking to feed upon humans
with high blood sugar.... getting bigger and Bigger and BIGGER as it heads
inexorbitably (or however that's spelled) closer to _ _ (fill in your name
here)_ _  house!

Oh, who can save us!!!  Can Nick consume that much creamy filling before
gagging?  Can LaCroix battle this obnoxious pastry without ruining his silk
shirt?  Or should we just call in---
SUPER SCHANKE!  Able to leap (towards) open souvlaki stands in a single
bound.  Faster (consumer) of stale donuts than a uniformed cop... blah,
blah, blah.

(What?)

Grins,  :)=

Kyer, Loyal Squirette to the Knight de Brabant; Knight de Soir, Cousin to
the Knight, One of The Hungry, Le Miz, Immortal Beloved (yet flexible),
Queen O' deTypos, Paranoid-Schitzoid Knightie with Multi-Personalities who's
having a blast and an angstfest at one and the same time!   kyer@p.......

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jan 2000 18:35:02 EST
From:    Yosh1228@a.......
Subject: YKYBWTMFKW...

You're reading this tutorial on drawing comic book heroes, and they go into
female proportions, and one of the things it says is that you shouldn't make
the bust too big or , and this is a real, direct quote, "buxom becomes bovine"
and the only thing you can think is
"So, it's like Nick's diet?"

Danii
<g>

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:44:05 +1300
From:    Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......>
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

Hi Kristin,

For some reason my Win98 doesn't like music from webpages etc and always
freezes on me! So is it possible for you to sign the petition for me?
My details are:

Kylie Coleman-Tucker
Auckland, New Zealand.
knightraven@c.......

If you need more let me know.

Many thanks and this is a good idea!<g>

Kylie.
"What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive,
generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!"
http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 11:25 AM
Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

>The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which
>I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to
>Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add
>your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I
>made.
>
>Click on the banner from my main page for more info:
>
>http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/
>
>Long Live the Knight!
>Kristin
>

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jan 2000 19:45:34 -0500
From:    Emily Lacey <laceye@a.......>
Subject: Re: Baked goods question

>Nat jokes with Grace and her friends about her birthday
>"cake" being a Twinkie with candles in it

I thought it was a reference to the number of candles in proportion to the
cake. Sort of the number of candles dwarfed the cake...

Emily Lacey
laceye@a.......

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jan 2000 20:41:48 +0100
From:    "Tracy S.Morris" <tracysue@i.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

Kyer wrote:

>I'm sorry, Aron, but everything has possibilities as either a pwp or a crime
>story, or *something*.

Okay then,

I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and
the power rangers.

BWAHAHAHA!

That's just so wrong in so many ways!

Tracy Sue <tracysue@i.......>
Vaquero
War 8 vet.  War 9&10 survivor.
Trust in God but lock your car

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Date:    Tue, 4 Jan 2000 22:52:05 -0500
From:    "KITTO,CECILIA" <ckitto@n.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

"Tracy S.Morris" wrote:
>
> Kyer wrote:
>
> >I'm sorry, Aron, but everything has possibilities as either a pwp or a crime
> >story, or *something*.
>
> Okay then,
>
> I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and
> the power rangers.
>
> BWAHAHAHA!
>
> That's just so wrong in so many ways!
>
I just looked in my file on xovers hoping to find them, but I didn't.
But I DO know there exists a story (which I think was part of a two
story series) which crossed FK and Third Rock From the Sun.  And there
exists a Power Rangers/Highlander xover.  I've read it.  Some of the
more 'odd' pairings I found on my list was a story by Ainsley crossing
FK and Sesame Street (entitled "Count Me Out"), a story by Kim Ashford
crossing Blackadder and Highlander called "The Prize", and a story by
Tammy Morrison entitled "A Stitch in Time Saves Knight" which is a Dr
Who/FK crossover.  The 'odd' ones are already out there - you just
sometimes have to dig to find them.

Lady C., the Anceunt One

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 17:23:37 +1300
From:    Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......>
Subject: Re: Baked goods question

Kyer:
Can Nick consume that much creamy filling before
>gagging?  Can LaCroix battle this obnoxious pastry without ruining his silk
>shirt?  Or should we just call in--->SUPER SCHANKE!  >
>(What?)

Somebody shoot me......please.

<g>
knightraven@c.......
"What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive,
generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!"
http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 17:26:43 +1300
From:    Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......>
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

Okay, as you may have guessed...but in case you didn't...THAT WAS supposed
to go to Kristin...<g>

Y2K? Hey it was worth a try...<eg><scuttles away>

Thank you...you may continue...with whatever...<eg>

Ky.
knightraven@c.......
"What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive,
generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!"
http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven

-----Original Message-----
From: Kylie Coleman-Tucker <knightraven@c.......>
To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 3:23 PM
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

>Hi Kristin,
>
>For some reason my Win98 doesn't like music from webpages etc and always
>freezes on me! So is it possible for you to sign the petition for me?
>My details are:
>
>Kylie Coleman-Tucker
>Auckland, New Zealand.
>knightraven@c.......
>
>If you need more let me know.
>
>Many thanks and this is a good idea!<g>
>
>Kylie.
>"What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive,
>generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above
all...delicious!"
>http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
>To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......>
>Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 11:25 AM
>Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition
>
>
>>The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which
>>I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to
>>Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add
>>your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I
>>made.
>>
>>Click on the banner from my main page for more info:
>>
>>http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/
>>
>>Long Live the Knight!
>>Kristin
>>
>

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 03:24:44 EST
From:    KnghtWtch@a.......
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

In a message dated 1/4/00 5:23:59 PM Eastern Standard Time,
kris1228@s....... writes:

<< Click on the banner from my main page for more info:

 http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/
  >>
I tried this addy three times and kept getting a window that says 'zoom
member is not reconized'.  Please advise??

KnightWitch ;-[=

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:16:52 -0500
From:    MidKnight 2501 <midknightslair@j.......>
Subject: Re: Toronto question (and posting problem)

yeah but if it was the croc from Peter Pan then screed wouldn't have to
worry, He'd hear the ticking comeing closer.......remember? the crock had
a clock in his stomach........

MidKnight~ The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a stake.
 I will come armed with a 5.56 mm assault rifle, a rocket launcher
 and grenades.

 MidKnightslair@j.......


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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:13:22 -0500
From:    MidKnight 2501 <midknightslair@j.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

Tracy S.Morris said:I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix
Forever Knight and the power rangers.

Oh thats easy!!!!!!!!!!!! the power rangers acuire a new member called
Ocher(remember the dumb color names???). And ocher frequents the Raven.
One day as Ocher is drinking a glass of bloodwine(Ocher is human, but is
a very scarry depraved human) the Power Ranger beeper goes off to tell
him that GodZilla is attacking New York.(I'm going to appologize to all
the people that live in New York) Since Newyork's team beat the Toronto
BlueJays Ocher decideds he's not going to help out with killing godzilla.
Godzilla desroys NY and marches right across the river to Toronto. As the
city is being destroyed LaCroix makes Ocher a Vampire. Now, Ocher, Nick,
Vachon, LaCroix, and the Inca go and kill GodZilla. and as a vendetta
Ocher goes and kills the power rangers because they gave him a horrible
color name. He goes back into the Raven and changes his name to Miklos
and becomes everyones favorite Bartender.....Taaadaaaa

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MidKnight~ The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a stake.
 I will come armed with a 5.56 mm assault rifle, a rocket launcher
 and grenades.

 MidKnightslair@j.......

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:36:40 -0600
From:    Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

Put you on! Thanks! :)

Kristin

-----Original Message-----
From: Forever Knight TV show [mailto:FORKNI-L@l.......]On Behalf Of
Kylie Coleman-Tucker
Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2000 6:44 PM
To: FORKNI-L@l.......
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

Hi Kristin,

For some reason my Win98 doesn't like music from webpages etc and always
freezes on me! So is it possible for you to sign the petition for me?
My details are:

Kylie Coleman-Tucker
Auckland, New Zealand.
knightraven@c.......

If you need more let me know.

Many thanks and this is a good idea!<g>

Kylie.
"What a wonderful thing humanity is...Passionate, intelligent, inquisitive,
generous, full of hope and joy, noble of spirit, and above all...delicious!"
http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/knightraven

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Date: Wednesday, January 05, 2000 11:25 AM
Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

>The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which
>I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to
>Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add
>your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I
>made.
>
>Click on the banner from my main page for more info:
>
>http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/
>
>Long Live the Knight!
>Kristin
>

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 07:26:56 -0600
From:    Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

I have to throw my story in for a prize on this one...

Forever Knight crosses with the Brady Bunch!

Top THAT!!!!  :-p

************************************************************************
Carla
copper6500@y.......
O- DNRC Supreme Writer of Officially Incomprehensible Documents

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 08:34:41 -0500
From:    "Brenda F. Bell" <webwarren@e.......>
Subject: Twinkies (WAS: Re: Baked goods question)

At 04:35 PM 12/4/05 -0700, Kyer wrote:

>T. Floyd  mused:
>I've never actually seen a 'live' Twinkie though...

They're small, stale yellow finger cakes with artificial whipped cream
filling. IIRC (it's been a while since I've bought or eaten any),
dimensions are approximately 3.5-4 cm wide at base, 3-3.5 cm wide at top,
approximately 11 cm long, and about 3.5 cm high. Their profile is roughly
rectangular, with rounded corners and rounded top edges. Filling is
inserted via three punctures on the bottom surface. They are usually sold
in packages of two, arranged long sides touching, bases on waxed white
lightweight cardboard and covered with a single cellophane wrapper seamed
at the bottom of the package and crimp-sealed at the short edges.

><Kyer is getting a rather blood-chilling image of an Undead, animated
>Twinkie rolling around the Wester Hemisphere, seeking to feed upon humans
>with high blood sugar.... getting bigger and Bigger and BIGGER as it heads

Kyer, please don't take this the wrong way, but there are connotations and
images associated with Twinkies<TM> that per the various rules, do NOT
belong on the FORKNI-L list, and now I can't get ANY of them out of my
mind! (If you really want to know, ask privately.)

(Not to mention I can't get rid of the "Ghostbusters" image, either -- now,
that, I *can* mention here...)

>Oh, who can save us!!!  Can Nick consume that much creamy filling before
>gagging? Can LaCroix battle this obnoxious pastry without ruining his silk
>shirt?  Or should we just call in---

Stop it, Kyer! My mind's suddenly dropped a couple of stories below gutter
level... thinking very UFfish and other inappropriate thoughts... and it's
*all* *your* *fault*!!! <eg>

Brenda F. Bell   webwarren@e.......   /nick TMana     IM: n2kye
Arctophile, computer addict, TREKker, stealth photographer...
        UA, PoCBS, FKPagan; Neon-Green GlowWorm
HugMistress of the Ger Bear Project http://members.Tripod.com/~TMana/
Gerthering 3 Photos:  http://nj5.injersey.com/~ic97/gertherng/
Visit the Fiendish Glow at http://home.earthlink.net/~webwarren/glow/

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 10:03:45 -0400
From:    "T. Floyd" <jflyer@b.......>
Subject: Re: Twinkies (WAS: Re: Baked goods question)

----- Original Message -----
From: "Brenda F. Bell" <webwarren@e.......>

: >T. Floyd  mused:
: >I've never actually seen a 'live' Twinkie though...
:
: They're small, stale yellow finger cakes with artificial whipped cream
: filling [description snipped].

Ah, like Vachon cakes then, only they usually at least give the impression
of being fresh.

So if Twinkies are that awful, I'm certain that Natalie was being sarcastic.

LapLor
admin@p.......
http://pineloft.com
http://members.tripod.com/~Laplor/

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 09:30:09 -0500
From:    Cindy Clark <clarkcindy@e.......>
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

I think another Valentine's Day marathon, like we had a couple of years ago,
would be great.
-----Original Message-----
From: Kristin Harris <kris1228@s.......>
To: FORKNI-L@l....... <FORKNI-L@l.......>
Date: Tuesday, January 04, 2000 5:25 PM
Subject: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

>The Kickstart the Knight Team and I have just started a new petition, which
>I composed a page for. This is a petition to Bring Back the Knight to
>Sci-fi's schedule. The deadline is before Valentine's Day, so please add
>your name before then. Also please spread the word by using the banner I
>made.
>
>Click on the banner from my main page for more info:
>
>http://members.xoom.com/forever_nick/Forever_Knight/
>
>Long Live the Knight!
>Kristin

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 08:32:47 -0600
From:    Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......>
Subject: Re: Twinkies

Well, if anyone *is* interested in writing an FK story involving Twinkies,
          (just to keep this within forkni-l guidelines :-)

you might want to check out my Twinkie Stress Testing report for research
material.

     http://www.geocities.com/copper6500/HUMOR/twinkie.html

************************************************************************
Carla
copper6500@y.......
O- DNRC Supreme Writer of Officially Incomprehensible Documents


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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 09:23:20 -0600
From:    Carla Martinek <copper6500@y.......>
Subject: Re: Baked goods question/Crazy Crossovers

Forwarding for Cindy.. looks like she accidentally sent it to me instead of the
list.

Cindy Clark wrote:

> This sounds like an opportunity for a Pretender/Fk crossover.  Any takers?

-Carla

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:36:43 EST
From:    DarkPNinja@a.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

In a message dated Wed, 5 Jan 2000  8:52:46 AM Eastern Standard Time, Carla
Martinek <copper6500@y.......> writes:
> I have to throw my story in for a prize on this one...
> Forever Knight crosses with the Brady Bunch!
> Top THAT!!!!  :-p

Ummm, Forever Knight crosses with THE DUKES OF HAZZARD!

Yeeeeeeeee ha!
Hugs,
Ren

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:06:40 -0600
From:    "Christella M. Stillman" <cstillma@u.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

At 01:36 PM 1/5/2000 EST, Ren wrote:

>Ummm, Forever Knight crosses with THE DUKES OF HAZZARD!
>
>Yeeeeeeeee ha!

Now THAT'S scary!!!  Um...Forever Knight crossed with The Power Puff Girls?
How about Cow and Chicken?  I'd love to see LC deal with that pantsless red
demon.  Or would they possibly team up to torment Nick?  And what about
Nick?  Would Cow cause him to angst over all the bovine blood he's consumed?
Would Super Cow come and beat him into udder humiliation? (Shameless pun
totally intended.  <G>)   Would Schanke try to grill both Cow and Chicken?
Oh lord...the wheels are turning...somebody stop me before I actually up and
write an FK/Cow and Chicken crossover!

Christy
cstillma@u.......

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 14:22:32 EST
From:    SField8067@a.......
Subject: Re: The Forever Knight Valentine Petition

Hi Everyone!
Just popping in to say that i urge each and everyone on this list and all
others to please sign tthis petiton.
Just before Valentines day, i will be placing the signed petiton into a
wonderful specially designed Valentines day card and sending it to Sci-Fi on
behalf of you the fans.....
Also, please continue signing all the other online petitons,sending e-mail to
feedback,sending snail mail, Bboards,etc........
Lets show them we are a force that wont go away till we are heard!!! :)
All the best,
susan ellen field
Kickstart the Knight

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 13:07:18 -0800
From:    trespasser@w.......
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

Yikes! Look what I started! Remember Aron, there are people on this list crazier
than you are. Well, not by much...

"Tracy S.Morris" wrote:
> I challenge you to come up with a plot that would mix Forever Knight and
> the power rangers.

I just get the image of a giant Nick battling  that giant robot.  Maybe they
mistook the vampire for one of Rita's monsters?

For some reason Power Rangers used to remind me of The Wizard of Oz. I guess it
was that blue flying monkey being.... FK and The Wizard of Oz? No, that's a
movie (and a book).

How about Forever Knight meets I Love Lucy?

Aron <trespasser@w.......>
Natpacker to the core, First casualty of War10
There is a thin line between genius and insanity,
and I am balanced precariously on it.
Donate your fic to she that needs it.

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Date:    Wed, 5 Jan 2000 15:36:46 -0600
From:    "Christella M. Stillman" <cstillma@u.......>
Subject: Re: Crazy Crossovers

At 01:07 PM 1/5/2000 -0800, Aron wrote:
>
>How about Forever Knight meets I Love Lucy?
>

I can just see it now.  Lucy stands there whining, "C'mon Nicky...I wanna be
in the show."  Meanwhile, Nick is lost in a flashback of the time he was a
piano player at the Copacabana.

Christy
cstillma@u.......

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